I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I DO. I PIMPSLAP PIXELS WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING.
I GET IT ON
WITH YOUR OLD WEBSITE'S MOM. I STORM BRAINS.
I PLAY WITH THE CUTTING EDGE LIKE I'M EMO. I SHOOT UP CREATIVE JUICE LIKE A
JUNKIE.
I HAVE SKELETON KEYFRAMES.
I MAKE FUN OF FLASH GUYS THAT OWN iPHONES. I STAND BEHIND YOUR CHAIR AND
CRITIQUE YOU EVEN WHEN I'M NOT ART DIRECTING. I LIE TO NIGERIAN SCAMMERS AS
A HOBBY.
I LIKE MY CHICKS BEZIER CURVY. IF IT'S NOT ART YET, I MAKE IT BIG AND RED.
HELLACIOUSLY RED.
I URINATE ON APPLE'S RIDICULOUS OVERHEAD.
I BITE YOUR HEAD OFF IF YOU SPELL IT “COLOR PALATE” AND NOT “COLOR PALETTE.”
I'M A HANDSOME DEVIL.
I'M BRINGING WICKED BACK AND I'M CREATIVE AS HELL.